Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street, "And where do you think you are going?"
Driver: - "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back."
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- Dankeschön Rosi
il y a 1 jour 22 heures - Der kleine Jakob gefällt mir
il y a 1 jour 23 heures -
Vielen Dank, freut mich,
il y a 2 jours 1 heure - Noch ein süßer Jakob. Der BS
il y a 2 jours 2 heures - Liebe Rosi,
superschöne Sets
il y a 2 jours 2 heures - Oh, da ist er ja wieder, und
il y a 2 jours 2 heures - Ohhh was für ein süsses
il y a 2 jours 4 heures -
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il y a 3 jours 4 heures - En la puerta de una iglesia
il y a 4 jours 6 heures - En la puerta de una iglesia
il y a 4 jours 6 heures
Thats actually quite funny, for a fatty joke!
My husband sent me this....
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
ANGRY!
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.